ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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