Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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