It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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