tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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