Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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