So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
well I can't set my house on fire every night
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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