he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
I'm really busy with my period
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