Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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