think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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