i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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