is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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