Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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