I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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