i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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