someone get that fucking seahorse.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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