to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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