we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
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