WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
Randomize
