STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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