No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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