Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
