everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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