i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
The adults are the big ones right?
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