i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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