Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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