It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
cat food counts as protein by the way
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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