Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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