This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
Randomize
