I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
You've changed since you got that strap on
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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