i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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