i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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