Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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