We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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