No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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