So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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