Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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