I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
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