we have officially lost it.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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