the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize
