Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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