I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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