I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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