I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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