Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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