would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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