why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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