I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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