Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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