Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
Randomize
