Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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